Absolute Beginners Guide to Security, Spam, Spyware & Viruses

If you are one of the first 10 people to tell me by email what page the Monica Lewinsky reference is on and whether it's a note, tip, or caution, I'll send you a Cyberwalker T-shirt or a Cyberwalker thongyour choice. Both are nice and if you don't believe me, ask Rick Kughen, my editor at Que. He wears his fishing . Pictures (of the garments, not Rick) are on www.cyberwalker.com.

When you email me at monica@cyberwalker.com, include the answer and your full name , and put either thong or shirt in the subject line. Size (of the thong or T-shirt) is also helpful.

Finally, if you want to contact me and say nice things, tell me about how you saved your grandma with advice from this book, or send me chocolate cake (which I also love), email me at andy@cyberwalker.com.

And if you've read this far, go buy this book. I am almost out of salad cream.